Don’t fly Southwest if you are a fat famous Director with the first name Kevin and the last name Smith.
Recently Kevin Smith (the Director and Screenwriter for Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy and Mallrats) was kicked off of a plane traveling from Oakland to Burbank for being a safety risk due to his manly girth (which we here at butr.net kindly refer to as sex rolls). After this occurence Smith vented on his Twitter account regarding the incident which attracted a lot of media attention and more bad press for Southwest Airlines. What I want to know is who was this genius of a pilot who made the final call to throw Silent Bob off of the plane and embarass him in front of an entire 747 filled with passengers for eating a few too many hot dogs (preferably Fab’s) before the flight? Well whomever he is I hope you all agree that he deserves to be shoved into a suitcase and thrown out the back of the plane at 30,000 feet.
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