Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #1 ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE
I Ain't Afraid of No Julio!
Congratulations, you’re our number one ranked team and you have 13 National Titles to your name. Unfortunately, championships to protect you against tornadoes. That was mother-nature reminding you of where you people stand in society. No one from the state of Alabama should ever be able to feel good about themselves. You count every national as three so you really think that you’re approaching forty this upcoming season if everything goes right. You’re head coach, Nick Saban, fits right in as he too is a piece of shit. I love the response he gave when asked about his unethical practices of over signing recruits and misleading them in regards to their scholarship situations. “Its none of your business.” But I will say this; you have amazing talent. Especially, the scholar-athlete that is Dre Kirkpartick. “I ain’t afraid of no Julio.” He has to be the stupidest player in all of college football but then again I’m not surprised since he’s an Alabama native. Here’s to year where the Tide will get rolled the fuck over!
Sincerely Your Daddy,
Tomas
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