Ok, we’ll spare you the specs, techs and what the hecks of Apple’s newly announced tech dong, the iPhone 4s. And to sum it up: It’s basically what you have right now with more horsepower…but it you can talk to it. Yes, it’s now also hooked on iPhonics.
Besides the beefed up processor, camera and network speed (allegedly), the biggest addition to the 4s is its new “personal assistant” voice command program called, “Siri” (we also can’t wait to tell it to go “fuck itself”…SIRIsly). Siri can handle it all. Without even thumbing through the iOS5 interface, you can program your schedule, reminder, text, voice calls and even fire up an app by simply enunciating voice commands to sweet ol’ Siri. Neat right? But we bet after a week when Siri calls up your mom after you ask it, “Where’s the nearest strip joint?” for the umpteenth time, you’d definitely want to tell it to fuck itself.
So, in Apple’s attempt to advance the latest technology in communication, they suggest that we should talk to the phone itself. Amazing.
In the end, we’ll just be talking to ourselves.