Oh look at us, we’re Oregon and we have special clown uniforms that makes us unique and trendy. We like to use 700 million different jersey combination in hopes of inflicting Parkinson’s Disease upon half of Asia since they make all of our Nike apparel in their sweatshops. Am I the only one that awaits you queer mascot, [...]
Archive for August, 2011
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #4 LSU TIGERS
Just check out the quotable Les Miles. You will understand. Also, he is a great coach who over signs like every other coach in the SEC and then weeds out the “weaker players”, usually Juniors and Seniors and forgets to honor their scholarships. What a nice guy. At least he will eat the whole patch [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #5 FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES
Well look whose back in the Top 5 after being the laughing stock of the ACC. I can’t lie, I’ve enjoyed the last few years of watching your football players perform as if they were in the special Olympics. You’re basically Eastern Alabama so that’s what you’ll be referred to from here on out. The [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #6 BOISE STATE BRONCOS
HAHAHA!!! I have waited for years to describe my hate for you fucks. Let me give you assholes advice: Don’t bitch that you can’t go to the National Title Game when you aren’t even in a major conference. And then to show your motivation as dumbasses to be better…you join the next shitty conference available. [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #7 SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS
I had a lot of nice things to say about South Carolina this year until Stephen Garcia got suspended for a record, 5th time. Honestly, how the fuck is he on this team still? Does he give weekly blowjobs to Stevie Spurrier and attend all his AA meetings? South Carolina can’t seem to catch a break [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #8 WISCONSIN BADGERS
You gotta love running up the score against the power house of the Big 10…The Indiana Hoosiers. Get over yourself Bret Bielema. All you and your fat fucking lineman couldn’t handle a little team from Texas in the Rose Bowl beating your ass and when they denied you a return game you cried like a [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #9 STANFORD CARDINAL
Oh what an amazing downfall this will be. Now that Jim “I love to get DUIs and eat cock” Harbaugh isn’t around to fondle Andrew Luck’s nutsack this season; what’s going to happen when reality sets in and you’re not in a BCS bowl at the end of the year? Stanford and the rest of [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #10 TEXAS A&M AGGIES
How am I suppose to take you seriously when you can’t even leave your own damn conference successfully. And don’t give me that bullshit that you are looking for other opportunities in the SEC. We all know you’re only leaving because you can’t compete with big brother Texas and they are about to monopolize the [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #11 NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS
Nebraska…the only things I know about the Cornhuskers is they stole a “share” of the National Title from Michigan with their immaculate “Flea Kicker” and started all this BCS bullshit in 1998. And who could forget the infamous last seconds in 2005 Alamo Bowl against those same Wolverines. Michigan would like to say thanks to [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #12 VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES
I’ll just go ahead and write you in for another ten boring ass wins and meaningless bowl. It’s fucking sad that your special teams scores more then your offense and you lose to D-2 teams. Watching your offense try to operate is worse then watching a dog show at Michael Vick’s house. Someone please stick [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #13 OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS
I’M A MAN! I’M FORTY!!! That will never get old and you gotta give Mike Gundy credit for standing up for his players. But, let’s get down to it. You guys are a wannabe Oregon Ducks with no talent. The good news now is, Nebraska left the conference which makes you guys the 4th worst [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #14 TEXAS CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY HORNED FROGS
I would make fun of your team, if I knew whom any of you assholes were. That win against Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl was impressive but unfortunately you pussies decided not to play them again in a nonconference game the following year. Now you’re joining the shittiest automatic qualifier conference (The Big East). That’s [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #15 MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS
I despise Mark Dantonio more than Jim Tressel. That is saying a lot. Dantonio has won and put Michigan State on the map with the luckiest wins I’ve ever seen. And of course his highly ethical “Zero Tolerance Policy”. It’s great. Let’s take a look. According to Mark Dantonio “Zero Tolerance” is a reformed word [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #16 NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH
Oh holy fucking shit, you cocksuckers again. Welcome back to being the most overrated piece of shit team in the land. I can’t wait for Lou Holtz to predict your national championship this year before his inevitable Alzheimer’s kicks in. I don’t think there is another team in any other sport that gives itself more [...]
Butr’s Shit Talker’s Guide To Our Preseason Top 25: #17 ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
Today the SEC is the best and dirtiest conference in college football and of course they welcomed a great candidate a few years back…Bobby Petrino. This guys is probably one of the biggest piece’s of shit in the SEC, let alone the country. HEY GUYS…Bobby Petrino believes in the Razorback program and if you wear [...]